Originally Posted By: MicMeister
Green iPad...Wait! There's a Cosmonaut Stylus before it, so Green Cosmonaut!

That's gotta to be the badassest here. What do I win?

OK.. if ya wanna get technical.. there's a bottle of astringent sitting on corner of my desk. So... I am actually... (whips off mask).. Ta da!!!.. The Green Witch Hazel!.....WOOoooOOoosh!

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.