Only 1 problem... won't work on Sundays, and after August, won't work on Saturdays either !! grin

But on Saturdays you could change it to "the FedEx man delivering my claymores", ....

and on Sundays "the Preacher who came by at the mailman's request while he was visiting him in the hospital to come look for some of his missing fingers and toes !".

David (OFI)