Another good argument for keeping the top hat is that when you're broke, you can turn it upside down to symbolize you being a beggar.

OTOH, why not add a whole bunch of alternate extras on the digital app instead of getting rid of any old ones. Twintip skis, snowboard, a daredevil biplane, tablet computer etc. could be added IMO.
Yes. I can haz a biz and site, no?