A talent scout had advertised auditions for animal acts to be on a television show. So a man and his dog appeared at the auditions and he explained to the scout that his dog could talk. The talent scout was skeptical but told the man to show him the dog's talents anyways ..first the man ask the dog..whats on the outside of a tree??? bark!bark! said the dog....good boy he said..now whats on top of the house? Roof!Roof! the dog said...at this point the talent scout was becoming a little exasperated.."ok who is the greatest baseball player of all time the man ask the dog...Ruth!Ruth!...the dog replied..

alright thats enough! get out of here the talent scout yelled...any dog can make those sounds....so as the man and his
dog were leaving the auditions, the dog turned and said to his master......I guess I should have said DiMaggio instead???