In the telling of all those aspects I forgot to mention the fact that the "fair copy" final draft is nowhere to be found. We are apparently using a Dunlap broadside.. a copy.
The actual signed Declaration of Independence is... missing.
Possibly destroyed in the printing process...?

"If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he’s not the problem."