A little early, but what the heck! laugh

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall
was packed. As the wife walked through the mall, she was surprised to look
up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they
had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him
where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store
that we went into about 5 years ago -- where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I told you that I would get it
for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry, saying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."