The stress of worrying about stuff floating over from Japan will shorten your life

Good reality check, Sarge, thank you. And a lot more polite than I'd be. I'm ready to open a deli serving fried Chicken Little. I think the supply will hold steady for at least another year.

Understand, I do not make light of the situation in Japan. It's worried me sick. But "the world is gonna die and we're all gonna die and if not then we'll grow extra legs and our children will be born with two butts and . . ."

Please. Stop it and think about the people who are in very real and serious danger. Get. Over. Yourselves.

OK, I kinda missed the polite bus. Sorry.
I always deserve it. Really.