No, Key, 'fraid you're the one stuck in the loop. Nothing new there!

Chris: China... ain't it interested in everything these days? But who can blame them? Really, too much money in oil and gas extraction for a firm of this size to be ignored. Precisely why I figure BP is eventually going to be bought - sliced, diced and repackaged into something new... something without an established - and blemished - track record. Be a good time to buy, too, seeing as their shares are taking a drubbing.