I've just got back from a doctors appointment. First time I've been there.

The guy looked confused when he asked me "who's your regular doctor" and I said "what do you mean regular doctor?"

Then I told him how I don't have bad health coverage, actually pretty good coverage, but for the past few years I don't have a doctor because the insurance keeps changing, so the doctors keep changing.

He just shook his head and said "I understand."

Hey I'm an F'n Jerk!