Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.<br><br>Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a<br>beanbag chair.<br><br>Fifteen month gestation period, and<br>still no kittens.<br><br>No longer cleans self unless coated<br>in Cheese Whiz.<br><br>Catfood dish replaced with a trough.<br><br>Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced<br>with mint green polyester pantsuit.<br><br>It's no longer safe to lift him<br>without a spotter.<br><br>She only catches mice that get trapped<br>in her gravitational pull.<br><br><br><br>[color:red]a dyslexic agnostic insomniac is somebody that stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog</font color=red>