OK, having said all that, I just tried it on my own 1.0DP MDD, and its working just fine. This one has a much cleaner (more recent) OS install on it.

How peculiar. So I guess I can finally reveal the details of this little endeavour.

http://homepage.mac.com/waragainstsleep/PhotoAlbum2.html

http://homepage.mac.com/waragainstsleep/iMovieTheater3.html

The video is really not great, its from my phone. I will try to take some better footage with a webcam I have. Though it won't be vastly better quality from an old USB 1.1 Quickcam.
You can just about see what is going on though....