Launch it in a trebuchet about 500ft away. That would get some attention!

-> trebuchet.com <-

Just an idea, because it looks like you are set on destroying a fairly decent laptop.
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MacBook 2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo w/ 2GB DDR2 RAM & 120GB SATA 5400RPM HDD
Canon Rebel XTI
Google Cr-48 Beta Laptop