LOL a thousand times over!
No, I'm not joking.
She is a definitive Windows PC person and can't stand ANYTHING Apple.
Yes, she does blame the iPhone for all her reception problems.
I guess she doesn't remember how crappy our phone calls were before.

Personally, i can't stand cell phones and don't own one.
What's the point of deciphering every third word in a conversation?
(I especially love clients who call on their phone while on the road).