Truth be told, the only reason iCould afford this iToy is because iCashed in my collection of nickels, dimes and quarters. After five years, iAccumulated $600 and decided to buy myself a birthday present.<br><br>And that's not including 11 years of pennies!<br>iFigured iEarned myself a toy, so iWent for it!<br>It's an iPhone without the phone. I could NEVER afford the monthly charges.<br>Portable Safari and email on my own ISP? LOVE IT!<br>(Save those pennies!) <br><br>And if my thought-dreams could be seen<br>They'd probably put my head in a guillotine<br>But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.