...Not to bother trying!<br><br>Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?<br>Hi, I make more money than you can spend.<br>Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.<br>Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!<br>Wow! Are those real?<br>You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many times have you been married? Twice.<br>Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?<br>Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.<br>Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?<br>Bond. James Bond.<br>I have only three months to live...<br>My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.<br>Do you want cheesy lines or do you just want to do it? .<br>Say, did we go to different schools together?<br>I think I could fall madly in bed with you.<br>Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.<br>Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.<br>Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.<br>I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?<br>Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked,<br>walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)<br>You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.<br>There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.<br>Whatever you do, don't ever cut that silky hair of yours!<br>Before you run, I am not a freak.<br>By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!.<br>If you were a library book, I would check you out.<br>Hi. Are you legal?<br>Hi. You'll do.<br>Would you like to dance or should I go f*** myself again?<br><br><BIG>So MacDudes...tell us - what are/were your most effective pick-up lines?</big><br><br>[color:red]If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?</font color=red><br>