<br><br>Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very<br>big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to<br>tell them what has happened.<br>First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst<br>making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,<br>Inspector", says the Coroner.<br>Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds<br>on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol<br>poisoning, hence the smile."<br>The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"<br>Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.<br>Billy-Bob the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."<br>Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.<br>Thought he was having his picture taken."<br><br>Don't eat my french fries they are copyrighted<br>not for public consumption