A man and his wife were driving home one very cold<br>night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.<br><br>There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road,<br>and she got out to see if it was still alive.<br><br>It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly<br>frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm,<br>and let it go in the morning?"<br><br>He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."<br>"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"<br>He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and<br>warm there.<br><br>"But what about the smell?"<br><br>"Just hold its nose."<br> <br>The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used<br>to beat him with died at the scene.<br><br>
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