"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.<br>"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.<br>"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.<br>"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.<br>"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"<br><br>