A funny for the Ladies:<br><br>1. The nice men are ugly.<br>2. The handsome men are not nice.<br>3. The handsome and nice men are gay.<br>4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married<br>5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.<br>6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.<br>7. The handsome men without money are after our money.<br>8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.<br>9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards<br>10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!<br>11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.<br> <br>NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?<br> <br>Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like<br>grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep<br>them in the dark until they mature into something<br>you'd like to have dinner with.<br><br><br><br>