Loc: Pacific NW, USA
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.<br><br>The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''<br><br>Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''<br><br>''How!?!?!?'' she asks.<br><br>''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''<br><br>''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.<br><br>''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.<br><br>''How did you know that?'' she wonders.<br><br>''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''<br><br>
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