I was coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed me by the hand and pulled me aside.<br>The Pastor said to me, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"<br>I replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."<br>Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"<br>I whispered back, "I'm in the secret service. "<br><br>