I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost<br>track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.<br><br>I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe<br>rekindle a little of that magic.<br><br>"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit<br>older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"<br><br>She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said,<br>"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches<br>wider these days!"<br><br>She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she<br>thought tubby bald men were cute!<br><br>"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"<br><br>So I hung up.<br><br>